The Incredible Infallible DJ Franky mixes only the Gulliest Berlin Power Trance from 2:30am Friday to 7am Sunday, bringing 200,000 watts of sound to the Sistine Chapel’s 2nd biggest Drag Extravaganza & Furry Fatima this summer… advance tix are €45, €65 at the Gate. Sorry, no indulgences or Discover Card accepted. Cash only at the door.
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